Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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