How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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