What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I wish life had little blips of pornography
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
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I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
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there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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