my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Boobs are out for the taking
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Panties = found
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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