its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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