You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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