his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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