Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I am puke
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
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yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
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All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
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He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.