This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
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I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
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maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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