dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
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This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
We just shotgunned beers for America
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
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Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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