The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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