when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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