Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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