are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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