My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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