is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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