I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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