He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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