I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
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He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
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Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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