Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Randomize
