Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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