Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
