I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
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Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
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Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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