Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Randomize