it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
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Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
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I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
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