There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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