Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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