do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
where are my eyebrows?
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