There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
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I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
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so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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