In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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