oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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