anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
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I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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