I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
organizing the empties. That sober.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Randomize
