"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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