I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
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Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
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Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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