I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
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boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
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Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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