69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
