yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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