Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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