I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
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It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
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My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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