Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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