If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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