IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
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She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
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I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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