apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
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The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
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For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
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Have fun and good luck.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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