Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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