Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
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Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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