oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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