It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
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