Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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