: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I want to make a zoo with you.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
They have beer where we have blood.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
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