hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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