i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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