Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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