Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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