I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Randomize
