Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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