On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
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He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
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Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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